oops!
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your fucking cat."
posted by Boris Yeltsin @ 10:32 PM
5 Comments:
At 12:33 AM, April 14, 2006,
Intellectual Insurgent said…
Funny!
At 8:01 PM, April 14, 2006,
Chris the Hippie said…
I laughed out loud.
At 10:27 PM, April 14, 2006,
Boris Yeltsin said…
II & Chris:
Thanks! There's a guy I used to work with who just retired. He's always been into computers - which made him an outcast amongst his peers who detest and despise computers. I don't know how he got my e-mail address, but I responded to a few of the funny e-mails he sent me, and now I get flooded, which is one of the reasons I haven't been blogging as much. This was one of them. I'm glad you liked it!
At 8:39 PM, April 15, 2006,
Chris the Hippie said…
I know whatcha mean - I have a few people that send me ALL the latest jokes, regarless of whether they're good or not. I also have a few people that send me all those same jokes two months later...
At 9:30 PM, April 16, 2006,
Lyn said…
lolz!! that sure brought me the first laughter on a bloomy monday morning!
oopsy! btw, condolence to the goldy fish. *shrug*
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