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Tales from a small town

Short stories about life in a small town. Non-fiction. Great reading.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

The boys, March 6, 2007

I didn't pay as much attention the guys.

The first one that came out: Blake Lewis: the human beat-box; he's an awesome performer. He'll wind up in the top 3, for sure.

Sundance Head: you've got potential, but you need a great voice coach. Maybe you should look up Kathrine McPhee's mother. Also, don't listen to your agent when he/she tells you to cry all the time. It looks affected.

Sanjaya: no, no one was surprised at all that you know how to hula. We'd be surprised if you were a soccer hooligan or a rugby player, or if you were ever a rider in a rodeo; but hula dancing fits you all so well. In fact, I don't know who's prettier: you or your sister. I think it would come down to whichever one of you wore a coconut bra the best. In the American Idol competition, stick to the Micheal Jackson, androgonyous nymph-like character, and don't turn your back on it. Micheal Jackson is huge for that reason, and you will be too, if you stick to that formula.

Brandon Rogers: you're a star.

Chris Sligh: you're a star.

The rest of you guys: go home. You suck.



  • At 6:50 PM, March 07, 2007, Blogger mrsleep said…

    The final 8? Six gals, and two guys.

  • At 3:44 PM, March 08, 2007, Blogger Boris Yeltsin said…

    5 guys: Blake Lewis, Sundance Head, Sanjaya (although I don't think he wants it as bad as everyone else because he seems like he's almost blowing it off), Brandon Rogers and Chris Sligh.

    I can't help it if the rest of the guys suck - in my opinion, the rest of the guys do suck.


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